this was my 21st birthday cake so i’m having trouble figuring out how i don’t have any friends. like…HELLO.
ETA: I’d like to thank my mom for always believing in me sometimes, my sister for telling me that no one likes whip cream frosting, Tyra Bank’s failed talk show career, and the women at Ralph’s who didn’t quite follow the directions I gave them. This is for all of us. Thank you. *bows graciously as Kelly Clarkson’s ‘A Moment Like This’ plays*
Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.